me: unfortunately now.. she's making me sit here watch this craptacular grays anatomy show
  that makes me want to punt kittens
9:46 PM and break things because this show is terribad
 friend of wife: I'm watching it, too!
 me: and when I say terribad i mean I'd like to punch them in the face while kicking kittens and throwing them from a deck
  so obviously, this show is amazing.
9:47 PM friend of wife::(
9:48 PM me: so yeah
  that's about it. I think she's doing better
9:49 PM i see you're now talking to my wife
9:50 PM this chick on the tv is talking to dead people
 friend of wife: I was trying to. 
 me: this isn't the 6th sense
  don't the writers know that?
  she can't see dead people
 friend of wife: No
 me: because she's dumb
  and 27 dresses sucked
 friend of wife: She's insane
  Haha
9:51 PM me: she looks like she got punched in the face with those red things around her eyes
  their makeup artist sucks
  should be fired
  she's got orangutan hands
9:53 PM the guy from the army should show here some hand to hand combat skills real quick... be all like listen woman this is whats up
9:55 PM why does this girl always have to talk at the end with her thoughts ... this isn't live journal woman... no one cares about your emo crap.
9:56 PM quit bitching and complaining
  oh snap! the homo kid signed up for the army
  he's going to get gang raped at boot camp
9:57 PM HOLY CRAP THIS ON ANOTHER HOUR? FML
 friend of wife You should start a blog
 

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