Sunday, May 17, 2009

The trash of Sunday night

So tonight is desperate housewives night. A show that's about a bunch of women living on a street in some suburbia town and we the viewers get to watch their lives gossip about crap that would never happen in a normal world.

So I started late because well, I had important things to do, like stick rusty spoons in my ears, and feed the dogs. It's a two-hour finale night, apparently these shows that suck (I'm experiencing a theme) like to have two hour long season finales. This guy came to marry another girl but he's getting deported... To Canada. I thought people wanted to live in Canada not come to the US... at least all the left-wing tree huggers love going there. Do they not realize that this stuff is very horribly written as well as acted? A stellar line I just witnessed was a debacle of "take care of my boy" and then some lame hand bump and then they looked at each other and then the music changes. Also what in the hell is up with all of these shows with some "narrator" talking about hopes and feelings. Don't they realize that no one cares? The crazy guy (which creeps me out) is super strange. He's all like "I won't work from home tomorrow" and then the crazy voice comes on again. Tanks for the update...

Holy crap finally something cool happens! A car wreck! Finally ... I thought this show was nothing but a bunch of menaposal women bitching and complaining about things that none of us care about.

Dave ... if that's his name... should probably realize that no one cares. He's going to go on a killing spree... I wished he would do that killing spree... might liven a few things up a bit.

HAHAH The look on their faces when the girl got out of the cab.

Th red head bitching about chives ... seriously ... do women really think we care about salads? Number one: no man cares about a salad. Number two: why the hell did she rent a storage unit in her own name?

The guy got so excited about hot fudge sundaes ... like a queer.

I think I'm going to go and play with my dogs ... That could be more enjoyaable...

3 comments:

  1. While this is amusing and I watch both Desp HW and Grey's, I assume you have more than one TV in the house that you could go watch?

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  2. Greys and HW is terrible tv. People should realize they lose IQ points watching garbage like that.

    LOST RULES!

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  3. beez - i take offense to that ;)

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